Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Hiatus About to End


Sorry to all the adoring fans for the long wait, but Stanley has been concentrating on his music and getting his band ready for the summer/keeping his business going/visiting with relatives etc. Nothing to write about, so he hasn't.

He informs me that he may be posting again as soon as tonite, and has decided against deleting his blog, even though internet people sometimes get on his nerves, he admits to being one of them.

Thanks you for your time, more to come, a different angle perhaps, we doubt it.


His thought for the morning: "If you try to climb Mt. Everest, you just might die," and "Why the hell would I ride a motorcycle?"

Monday, May 01, 2006

Things I Learned on Vacation




People are nice in Alabama, and the air smelled like flowers. Staying in 2 million dollar condos at the beach in Florida is nice, and you'll fit right in....

and Michael McDonald should record this as his next double album, motherfuckers:

Doing What I can
Driving with Phil Mickelson
Casual Fridays
Dockers Blues
Dinner and a Movie
Drivin' the Speed Limit (to your love)
Bud Light on a Sunday
.comversation
Strictly Business
Giving 'em what they Want
Chillin' at Chilis
Heatin' it Up
Just Reporting the Facts
I've got a PopSecret
I'd Like to French You (but we're not married yet)
2 Tickets Please
It Keeps You Regular

I Need to Work on my Short Game
As Is
Close on the Toast


and that's that. If you take offense to light rock parody, please exit and enjoy the sitcom Becker, which is likely on your plasma screen.