Saturday, April 01, 2006

Seeds

The most enjoyable photo collection I've seen today is this celebrities as kids page.http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/celeb-kids.html

A childhood photo reveals more about the true person than the average interview ever could. It's got me leaning towards pre-destination in the great free-will debate. Even when we think we have it, its all laid out.

I don't think it's just hindsight, their future is written all over their faces, In many cases anyway. If it's not as predictable as you think.you can understand how they ended up where they did, with the image they strive to sell. Society limited choice perhaps. There are ones that are very telling, like the Jean-Claude Van Damme. I now understand his need to appear like a gladiator.

Bjork looks like a holy woman already after so few years on Earth. There must be some alien intervention in human evolution, not for everyone, but I can see it here. She is clearly the messiah from the land of ice and hot springs.



Didn't I know this kid in elementary school? I think we had the same haricut. Hanging out on the fringes of the class while the teacher read. Well meaning, but ridiculed. The one who got into comics, 7 inches, and Black Sabbath in high school. Similar to a Van Damme situation, although with far better results..

I've chosen all musicians, but I think Julia Roberts may have been in one of my classes, in a tiny window of the class photo. The big smile already leading her towards destiny.

There are photos that aren't surprising, but confirmatory, like say, Keanu Reeves. It's satifying when it lands right where it fell.

I've learned that you truly can spot evil at birth. I offer up Phil Collins. His sinister musical intentions were well developed by age 12. I can see the wicked synth fueled hatred in his eyes, as he dreams of realeasing "Sussudio" and "One More Night" on an unsuspecting world, a one two punch, drivers fall asleep and drive off the road. He quickly takes FM radio, likely ushering in the era of Clear Channel. The Desert Fox glides with a studio sheen.

He's another one who may have been conceived during an alien abduction, although certainly on the opposite program from Bjork. Maybe met Demi Moore but doesn't remember, of course. No photos documenting the two in the same room have surfaced, although the one of Demi alone is worth the electricity.

It looks like George Clooney and Tom Hanks were destined to be best friends, maybe Bruce Willis too. They are, aren't they, part of the a-list club, hot tubbing down the highway. Did they grow up in the same neighborhood, drive the same model Firebird? They may have gone to my high school too.

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