Thursday, April 06, 2006

"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU"

The Thin Line

I guess we can expect Eminem to come out of "retirement" at age 33 now that his muse has come back, meaning his wife will be his ex-wife again. One can only guess at how many albums this event, along with sharing custody of his daughter Hailie could fuel. I'll guess 3 more.

Night Planet admits to liking some of Eminem's work, especially the stuff he did with Dr. Dre and on the 'Up in Smoke" tour, but I've got to really doubt his sanity here (I know, I'm the last one to do it.) He has a hideous relationship to an apparantly vile woman, divorces her and stays that way for 5 years, during which he raps about wanting to kill her and also about actually killing her, then marries her again for 3 months, then files for divorce?

Either this is the best way to jump start his career (like it needs it) or he somehow forgot his own lyrics. I'm erratic sometimes too, but I've never actually wanted back in a relationship I ended through divorce myself, I don't think. Especially after shouting to the world something like "Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you. You were supposed to love me{*Kim choking*}NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!"

But then again, would you take someone back after simulating your death to the world? Were they both in this together?

I cannot read the following paragraph without hearing Mr. EM rapping.

"There has been a breakdown in the marriage relationship to the extent that the objects of matrimony have been destroyed and there remains no reasonable likelihood that the marriage can be preserved," according to the filing, which was made in Macomb County on Wednesday on behalf of Marshall Bruce Mathers III, Eminem's real name.

Is it possible that Eminem is "Emo-Rap?" I was starting to get that feeling after hearing his later material."I'm sorry mama...." etc.

As long as he doesn't reconcile with his mom and reach an amicable agreement with Kim over custody of Hailie, I think we can expect to hear all about it on the stereo, although in this erratic mood, maybe he'll come back as a Christian rapper, or modern country fusionist. As long as he lives in the same town as Kid Rock, he'll never be the most overrated Detroit artist, that I will stand by no matter what wicked turn his musical vision may take.

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